The Housewives

June 1, 2021
Behind the scenes of one of TV's most absurd spectacles. Any history of the Real Housewives franchise would have to be messy. This inconsistent account certainly embodies that odd legacy. Sometimes, Moylan's writing is gloriously entertaining, especially in his recaps of classic moments from Housewives history--e.g., Teresa Giudice flipping tables or Aviva Drescher removing her artificial leg and tossing it into the middle of "famed New York eatery Cipriani." Here's how Moylan, a self-described "Real Housewives anthropologist" who has been recapping the show for more than a decade for Gawker and Vulture, describes Atlanta Housewife Kim Zolciak before she battles frenemy NeNe Leakes: "She's also sporting a cheaper wig than usual, her original nose, and lips without the filler that would turn them into balloon animals." Sometimes, Moylan takes interesting detours into the online world of Housewives fans, real-life encounters at the BravoCon convention, or a Puerto Vallarta Hyatt for "Vacation With Vicki," a weekendlong event with Orange County Housewife Vicki Gunvalson. Unfortunately, many of those bright and shiny moments are clouded by a lack of direct sources and vague identifiers like "according to someone working on the show at the time," and many of the early chapters are packed with tortured attempts to explain things without quoting anyone in a position of power at Bravo who could directly answer simple questions. It's not until near the end that we learn the reason: "Bravo did me the favor of contacting every single real Housewife, past, present, and possibly future, and told them they were not allowed to talk to me." That's a gutsy reality check for a book that sets out to reveal the inner workings of reality TV. It also helps explain the numerous knocks against Bravo executive Andy Cohen. But in a meta way, it still sort of works. Moylan gives the flawed, delightfully weird reality series the flawed, delightfully weird history it deserves.

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July 16, 2021

Lavish spending, brushes with the law, and drama galore: Bravo's Real Housewives franchise, a series of reality shows following fame-hungry urbanites of New York, Atlanta, Beverly Hills, and other cities, is generally considered the ultimate guilty pleasure. Moylan (of the blogs Vulture and Gawker) would disagree. Aware that the programs are often objects of derision, he fiercely defends them, arguing that they offer vicarious thrills, a social outlet, and the opportunity to bond with fellow viewers. Moylan approaches his work with the ardor of a fanboy, attending BravoCon and a weekend-long meet-and-greet with a former Housewife. Appealingly snarky, Moylan turns gossipy at times--though he doesn't unearth quite as much dirt as he might have liked; because he and his editor turned down a deal with Bravo, the network forbade Housewives from speaking with him. While his affection for the show and the women is palpable, his research is also meticulous, detailing the ins and outs of filming and the history of reality TV. Moylan's argument that dismissing Real Housewives is sexist ("A love of reality TV...is a tiny stab in the heart of the patriarchy") isn't entirely convincing, though it is intriguing nevertheless. VERDICT A smart, entertaining tribute that no Real Housewives fan should miss.--Mahnaz Dar, Library Journal

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Starred review from April 15, 2021
Premiering in 2006, Bravo's The Real Housewives of Orange County was a look at the lives of women living in Coto de Caza, a gated community filled with million-dollar homes in sunny Southern California. The show's eight-episode run was a hit that would, in the following decade and a half, spawn nine other series in other cities (New York, Atlanta, Dallas, etc.) and countless spin offs (like Vanderpump Rules). In The Housewives, entertainment journalist and self-proclaimed Real Housewives anthropologist Moylan provides a complete history of the franchise, which thanks to interviews both on and off the record with members of the production team as well as current and former housewives is both painstakingly thorough and incredibly juicy. Though many of Moylan's references and jokes will fly over the heads of everyone but the most devoted Housewives acolytes (on the list of ""Ten Things a Housewife Shouldn't Do"": renew wedding vows), this book's conversational tone and deep look at the history of this cultural phenomenon makes it an easy sell to anyone with even a passing interest in reality television. In the words of former Housewife Bethenny Frankel, Moylan truly "mentions it all."

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