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How to Talk Like a Bear

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Told in the same fourth-wall-breaking style of B. J. Novak's The Book With No Pictures, How to Talk Like a Bear is the perfect how-to guide to speaking fluent bear.
Want to learn how to speak Bear? Well, you came to the right place. It's far more than just growling and roaring (a common misconception). There's a lot more to it. It's very easy to accidentally say the wrong phrase when you're trying to get your point across. For example, saying "ROOOAARR" instead of "ROAAARRRR" is the difference between wanting a sandwich and wanting to get into beekeeping.
This silly romp is perfect for read-alouds and is the exact right gift for anyone looking for a laugh (or looking to learn a new language).
"A laugh-out-loud take on the challenges of making ourselves understood."—Kirkus
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    • Kirkus

      December 1, 2022
      Communication is always the key. A brown bear in a striped shirt, black pants, and green shoes is here to help turn readers into better communicators. How? By teaching them how to talk like a bear. The audience, represented by a blue speech bubble, interacts with their new bear friend by repeating a few common lines like "ROAR!" and "GRRR!!!" Pronunciation is important, however. For example, when readers think they have roared, "Give me your ice cream sundaes, humans," they have in fact said, "Go get a haircut." The intricacies of language, right? It's plot points like these that will have readers giggling with delight as they roar at varying volumes--each roar resulting in snappy comebacks from the bear. It's a book designed for reading aloud to large groups, and the illustrations support the text perfectly with reaction shots that will remain humorous even after several reads. The ending, which will remind young bears-in-training that they won't always get their own way, is a lighthearted return to reality. And while the story will shine brightest when read with groups, the ending makes it equally appropriate for an evening read before starting a pre-bedtime ritual. (This book was reviewed digitally.) A laugh-out-loud take on the challenges of making ourselves understood. (Picture book. 4-6)

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  • English

Levels

  • ATOS Level:2.1
  • Lexile® Measure:550
  • Interest Level:K-3(LG)
  • Text Difficulty:0-2

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